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For those in need of cheering up today. A gift from Bill Singer and BrokeAndBroker.com

March 15, 2011

You ever have one of those days?  Lately, it looks like the whole world is having one of those days. Tunisia. Egypt. Libya. Bahrain. Japan.  Geez -- we ever gonna just wake up to some good news for a change? 

I dunno know about you but I could really use some milk and cookies about now -- you know, Oreos that you can peel apart and try to get all the filling on one side and then dunk the plain cookies in the milk and then come back to the halves with the filling and lick off some of it and then dunk the rest in the glass. 

And, of course, we absolutely have to be sitting on the floor with the old black-and-white television on, making sure we're set, just in time for:

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