What follows is a full-text, verbatim, word-for-word, precise, exact, unredacted copy of an email that was sent to renowned and legendary Wall Street guru, pundit, gadfly, and raconteur Bill Singer, Esq. As indicated in the "From" portion of the communication, the "Sender" was Federal Bureau of Investigation Director James B. Comey, Jr.
There can be no credible doubt as to the authenticity of either the sender or the communication because it is clearly set forth in the opening portions of the electronic message and the ability to fabricate such information would require an array of electronic equipment and programming capability far beyond those of any human beings. I telephoned Mr. Bernard Lowe, Head of the Division of Programming at Westworld / Delos, Inc. in order to confirm the authenticity of FBI Director Comey's email to me. My conversation with Mr. Lowe wasn't particularly helpful and although he was a nice enough fellow, he seemed a bit stiff, almost mechanical, if you know what I mean. While we were chatting, I figured out that B-E-R-N-A-R-D-L-OW-E is an anagram for Arnold Weber, who is supposedly dead.
Speaking of folks who are supposedly dead, I never heard back from Dr. Robert Ford, Creative Director at Westworld / Delos, Inc. After I got the impression that Mr. Lowe was politely stonewalling me about my concerns with Director Comey's email, I telephone Dr. Ford, who did not return my calls. From what I'm hearing, I think he's dead but, then again, he could actually have been a host, so who knows. Maybe Westworld / Delos, Inc. is overwhelmed with holiday business? In any event, for those of you who even remotely know what I'm talking about, you have to visit this site and sign up for a vacation to Westworld.
Alas, I digress. Getting back to where I was before I engaged in that diversion, here is the reprint of what I received from FBI Director Comey in my email inbox. READ